Postmates for e-mails

Each morning subscribers receive printed hard-copies of all their unread e-mails, via specially-trained delivery people (referred to as “mail carriers.")

An empty swimming pool as a nightclub venue

No water. Inflatables (inner-tubes, floats, etc) would be used for seating. Every hour, on the hour, the DJ announces it’s “rest period,” upon which the pool area clears out and no one is allowed to talk for 20 minutes.

The club is called Air.

A Jurassic Park prequel that takes place 60-ish million years ago

Essentially just two hours chronicling the daily lives of dinosaurs in the months leading up to a mass extinction event. Jurassic Park: Endgame.

There wouldn’t be any dialogue, but the filmmakers could employ the technology from the Avatar movies and cast Chris Pratt to play a Triceratops.

Incentivized gym memberships

Wherein a portion of the monthly membership fee is refunded to customers after each visit.

Gyms can find alternative revenue streams. Examples: charging members for use of water fountains…exclusive areas equipped with flattering lighting for selfies…placing the heavier dumbbells behind a paywall…

Caffeinated toothpaste

Self explanatory.

A "Blue's Clues"-type streaming series for adults, where host Brandon Routh helps viewers find missing earbuds.

Routh played Superman, he can see through walls.

When arriving late to an event, blame your "broken watch"

“I’m so sorry, my watch stopped working and I lost track of time!”

No one uses this excuse anymore and it’s prime for a revival.